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A Little Fawn Found On Front Steps

A family in Oregon found this fawn on their front steps a few weeks ago and took this photo. The white spots on the steps are apple blossom petals. Isn't this an amazing photograph! A great job of camouflage! The fawn stayed there all morning, (they live in Bend, OR), and the mama came to get it after 4-5 hours. Gold star for the people to leave the fawn alone, knowing mom would be back.

Baby Monkey With His Banana

Nice Xray Purse

Missing Imaginary Friend

Missing Imaginary Friend

All Part Of The Game

Here we have a slightly embarrassing photo captured at the right time.

Cute Little Kitten

The Panic Button

Dr. Evil Kitty

Busy Intersection - Singapore Traffic Time

Machine Gun Dog

Beautiful Landscape, Flower, and Nature Photos

I have developed a new website to feature photography work from a community of artists. Users will be able to browse, upload, and share their photos. The site is called FunSnap.com - Photos, Wallpapers, and Desktop Backgrounds

The photos can be downloaded for wallpapers on your desktop or just to simply view and comment on.

Currently the community portion of the website is not available, it will be finalized in the near future, but I just wanted to get the site up for people to browse and comment on the photos for now. Enjoy the site.

Cat Let Us In says the Deer

Apparently these deer had gotten enough of the cold winter snow, so they decided to persuade the cat to let them into the house. It's not every day you see deer come up to your back door wanting to come in.

Vietnam War Footage

Vietnam War Footage Here is some more old war footage. This time the video clips are from the Vietnam war. Videos like this from the 1960's have a real distinct look about them.

I am building a new site called Battles of War. It will be featuring war footage video's, pictures, and historical articles etc... I am really excited about the new project and hope it will turn out to be a great site.

You can monitor the progress by visiting this link:
Battles of War - War History Videos and Footage

Marlboro Smokes for Kids

A funny picture here.

F On Your Test

So you got an F on one of your tests. This teacher decided it would be helpful to include a specific piece of documentation along with the graded test. This is your future! This is definitely a funny photo.

Street Entrepreneurship

When it comes to being a business entrepreneur, this man tops them all. I mean, who wouldn't want to buy one of these hand crafted snowballs?

The Ninja Kitty! Who's side are you on?

The Ninja Kitty! Who's side are you on?

The Facelift Cat

So one of our visitors submitted this picture of this cat. Looks like he was holding his facial skin back and I asked him, did this hurt the cat in any way? He tells me no, I am just holding his ears back... He loves it!

Funny Video Collection

Dancing Midget Michael Jackson - This is a short clip of a midget ''little person'' dancing in the subway dressed up like Michael Jackson. Not only does he have all the dancing skills of Michael Jackson, but he's got the old school costume to go with it! Scuba Diving Is Safe - Scuba diving is very safe. What could happen to you under water? It's not like there is anything down there that can eat you. Horrible Xbox Christmas Prank - OK, let me warn you that this video will make you mad!!! The people who did this to this little boy are real jerks!!! Downhill Ski Crash - Skiing can be a very dangerous sport. Even if you don't fall down you have to worry about the other people on the slopes. 4 Year Old Drummer - This little boy can play the drums better than most of us and he is only 4 years old! If he keeps practicing he will be awesome when he grows up. Crazy Flasher 3 - Get for a fight! You will have to fight off a whole crowd of thugs in this fun fighting game. Get ready because they come out fighting.

Funny Video of Comedy Magic - These comedians do a hilarious routine of comedy magic. I got a kick out of it. Mowing Hair Tattoo - This old man must have a good sense of humor to get a tattoo like this on his bald head. I wonder what his wife said about it? :) Bird Playing With Cat - A little bird keeps messing with a cat who is trying to take a nap. You would think the cat would eat him or something. :) Sweet Baseball Catch - Watch this great baseball catch. This man is determined to catch this baseball no matter what! Kid Sounds Like Opera Woman - This young boy sounds just like a big woman opera singer. This kind of talent probably gets him teased a lot in school. Hover Tanks 2 - Keep your eye on the radar screen to see where the enemy tanks are at. Click your mouse to shoot at them and use the arrow keys to move.

Disrespectful Skateboarder VS Powertrip Baltimore Cop - Cop who has a powertrip complex meets skateboarder who is disrespectful. Makes for an interesting confrontation. A couple of things I noticed, most professional cops don't yell, they keep their cool. This guy seems out of line to me. Do you think this cop should be suspended? Six Wheel Hummer - Check it out! Normal Hummers are cool but this one has six wheels! I wonder if that makes much difference in the way it drives. Crossing A Busy Street - Unbelievable video clip! You might think it is lame at first but just keep watching. This guy slowly crosses a busy road while holding the camera. Treadmill Head Plant - Funny video clip of some dude trying to walk on his hands on a treadmill. He does more than a face plant. He plants his whole head! :) Realistic Female Robot II - Another awesome video of that realistic looking female robot! This time she carries on a conversation with someone. There is no telling what these robots will do in the future! Goin Up! - Try to collect all the good stars but do not let the bad stars hit the balloons. This will mean the game is over.

The Kitty Sniper

Yes this is a really old funny picture, but I always get a kick out of it, so I want it on my blog! There... heh

What Will They Say At Your Funeral?

3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

The Perfect Woman

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.

That night, he shows up at his mother's house with three beautiful young ladies. They all sit down on the couch, and everyone has a wonderful evening talking and getting to know each other.

At the end of the evening, the young man asks his mother, 'OK, Mom, which one is the woman I want to marry?'

Without any hesitation at all, his mother replies, 'The one in the middle.'

The young man is astounded. 'How in the world did you figure it out?'

'Easy,' she says. 'I don't like her.'

A few funny blonde jokes

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run - she is still holding the grenade!

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Q: Why did the blonde burn her ear?
A: The phone rang while she was ironing!

Funny Kitty Script

My Favorite Youtube Videos

Here are some of my favorite YouTube Videos!

• Dancing Midget Michael Jackson
• Marriage Proposal Rejected at Basketball Game
• The Mr. Bean Dance
• Guy Falls Off Bike But It Keeps Going
• Disrespectful Skateboarder Vs. Baltimore Cop
• Double Kock Down In Boxing Match
• Funny Video of Comedy Magic
• Swearing With Predictive Texting
• Sports Reporter Blooper
• Boat Catches Air
• Parking Lot Mishap
• Cats Are Smarter Than You Think
• Puppy Steals Toilet Paper
• Maury Povich Paternity Test
• Funny Kitty Clips
• First Person Mario
• Menthos Makes You A Man
• How Lazy People Walk The Dog
• Teaching The New Puppy To Howl
• High Power Electrical Job
• Adorable Kitty Purring
• Two Cute Cats Hugging
• Car Runs Red Light And Crashes Into Motorcycle
• Airplane Almost Crashes At Landing
• Strong Wind Blows Over Truck
• Smelly Piano Lessons
• What Is Real Beauty

Glass Tesseract Animation

Ok this is amazing. It's called the Glass Tesseract Optical Illusion.
Thanks to 123 Optical Illusions for letting us use this image.

Sidewalk Art - Batman

Magic Show Commedians

New Videos

Teaching Puppy To Howl - Cute and funny video clip and a guy teaching his puppy how to howl like a big dog. When the puppy is older and barks all the time they be trying to shut him up. :) Dirtbike Losing A Tire - You know this dude is going to crash land! Someone snapped this picture at just the right to catch his tire coming off. Very Drunk Dudes - Video clip of two guys who are totally wasted! Let's just hope they were not able to climb into a car and start driving. Lame Spiderman - These kids are so excited because Spider Man showed up at their party! Something tells me that this is not the real Spider Man! Soccer Freestyle Kid - Here is a boy with too much free time on his hands. You know it takes a lot of practice to be able to do tricks with a soccer ball like this. Prison Throw - Press the space bar at the perfect time to throw the prisoner. If you hit it just right he will keep going and going...

Banned From K-Mart Letter

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for yourremote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook.

Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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Hustler Kitty

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